Thursday, 19 September 2013

Looking at the submerged roads in Bangalore, Indian navy expresses interest in opening a naval base in the heart of the city


Looking at the recent rain that has created chaos and submerged all the roads in Bangalore and the inaction from BBMP to fill the potholes and clear the water from the roads, the chief of Indian navy has expressed interest in building a naval base at the heart of Bangalore city.

Here are some of the excerpts from the letters written by the Chief of the Indian Navy to the defense ministry.

“I was travelling from Bangalore international airport to MG road to attend one of my colleague’s Daughter’s wedding. It took me almost 3 hours to reach the venue as all the roads were covered with water. Travelling by a boat would have taken me less time to cover the distance. This sparked an idea in me to create a naval base in Bangalore. Given the strategic location of the city and its strategic importance it makes perfect sense to start a naval base here.

I initially had the concern if the roads will cause damage to the warships. However when I discussed with my technical experts about this they told me that it wasn’t a problem at all since the submerged roads have huge potholes and the ships will never come in contact with the surface of the road and as a matter of fact given the depth of the potholes Bangalore can even house Submarines. Moreover based on the discussions with the residents in Bangalore I found that the potholes are never filled by the civic authorities and hence it will never cause any problem to the navy to house warships.

Creating a naval base in Bangalore will open up a huge employment base here and diversify the job opportunities for people living in Bangalore as people here are solely dependent on IT for a living. This will also help Intelligent and smart Techies to join the Navy which will in turn strengthen our armed forces and help us in building better defense systems here in our country and reduce our dependencies in sourcing foreign products. This will in-turn help us in creating a great nation.

With this I would like to conclude that creating a naval base here in Bangalore makes perfect sense and the defense ministry should look into this subject closely and provide approvals for the same. “


So if the defense ministry considers this option we could soon see a naval base at the central business district of Bangalore.

Disclaimer: This is just a work of fiction and any resemblance made to any character is purely coincidental ;)

Monday, 9 September 2013

Mesmerizing Thailand… Chapter 2 – Pattaya & Bangkok


Thanks to the cheap travel packages offered by all the major travel agencies and easy access to all the forbidden things (you know what I mean ;) ) Pattaya has become very popular among Indian youth for all the wrong reasons these days. This is the major reason why you are met with suspicion and raised eyebrows by friends when you tell them you are visiting Pattaya. But Pattaya has more to what meets the ears, it has something for everybody. Pattaya is not just a heaven for bachelors but also a good place for couples to spend few days and enjoy the night life, famous attractions and indulge in water sports this place has to offer.

Before you visit you need to be aware of few things/terminologies that you will come across a lot when you visit Pattaya. This will help you to plan better and prevent you from wandering off to the unkown ;)

So here are few terms that you need to know before your visit.

1)     Tuk Tuk
2)     Go Go Bars
3)     Lady boys
4)     Ping pong show

You can Google these for more information J

We spent 3 days in Pattaya and I think it is more than sufficient for seeing all the major attractions of Pattaya.

Day 1 :  We checked out from Koh Samui at 9 in the morning and boarded the flight to Utapeo at 10am. Our plane landed Utapeo Airport at 11 in the morning. Utapeo Airport is the closest airport to Pattaya. It is a very small airport and doesn’t have much transport options. Hence I suggest you that if you are planning to go to Pattaya through Utapeo Airport you book the taxi beforehand so that the taxi driver will be at the airport waiting for you with a placard with your name on it.
We had made the taxi bookings through our hotel for 1000 Bhat (2000 INR). The driver was waiting for us at the airport on time.

We had decided to stay close to all the major attractions in Pattaya and not spend much on the accommodation as we would hardly spend any time at the room and we would be visiting different attractions for most part of the day. We booked an economical hotel at Soi 8, beach road which cost us 6k INR for 3 days. It was a well maintained hotel but since it was located near the beach road it had many Go Go Bars around it with music playing till 4-5 in the morning. So if you are a peace loving person and want to go to bed at the right time you need to stay away from this place.

We checked into the hotel at around 1 and after quickly freshening up we headed off to the art museum. We boarded the Tuk Tuk for 10 Bhat each to the art museum. The art museum had some really nice 3D paintings. After spending an hour at the art museum we headed off for the world famous show in Pattaya, Tiffany’s Show. At first I was really cynical about the show as it was a show performed by Lady Boys but when I watched the show I was taken aback by the magnificence of the show. The colors, The props, The stage, The performers, The background, everything made a memorable experience. No wonder this show is so famous and it is a must visit for everyone travelling to Pattaya. The show got over by 730 in the night, leaving us wanting for more. As I am blessed with a fun loving wife she did not want to go back to the hotel and instead visit few more places…… So we boarded the Tuk Tuk again and headed off to walking street.

What do I say about Walking Street, a very lively street at the end of the Beach road. The street is full of Go Go Bars, People holding placards of the Ping Pong shows, Eateries and curious tourists. What I liked most about Walking Street was Coconut Ice-cream served on Coconut never tasted something like this before. We dined at one of the live fish restaurants where we had to select live fish from the fish tank after which it was cooked and served right in front of us. It was a heaven for a fish lover like me. I had some fresh squid rings and Salmon. This ended the first day at Pattaya. It was a day well spent after all the skepticism surrounding Pattaya. We realized all the things said about Pattaya are not completely true and even a couple can spend quality time here.







Day 2: After a hectic day1 we planned to tone down day2 a bit. We planned to visit the Aquarium in the morning, Floating market in the evening and visit nearby bars at dusk.

We took the Tuk Tuk for 100 Bhat for two people to the Aquarium. I really liked the concept of the Tuk Tuk’s. They were open jeeps plying tourists to different parts of Pattaya at nominal rates. You needed to press the alarm button located on top of your seat when your destination has come. For short distances and shared drive they charge 10 Bhats per person but if you are planning to hire a tuk tuk for long distances you need to have good bargaining skills. We hired a Tuk Tuk to the aquarium for 100Bhats for 2 people from Soi 8 after a long bargain. I found Thai people very nice and honest. After a long bargain the driver dropped us off at the correct place without any hassles and did not try to fleece us. Once you strike a deal with the drivers, be rest assured that you will be dropped off at the correct destination and you will have a hassle free drive. But as a thumb rule always bargain and get to a price before you take any kind of transport.

The Underwater World/ Aquarium was again something new to me. I have never been to an Underwater Aquarium. An avid fish lover like me has never seen fish as an endangered species or appreciated its spectacular color/texture/looks in captivity like an Aquarium. I have always envisioned fishes as exotic food items ;) . So it was a unique experience for me. We saw many different species of fishes like puffer fish, Sharks, jelly fish, Stone fish etc.  We were lucky to have visited at a time when the divers inside the huge aquariums were feeding the fishes. It was a spectacular sight. After spending an hour at the aquarium it was time for us to head off to the Floating market. We took a Tuk Tuk again for 20 Bhats this time to the Floating Market.

Floating market as the name suggests is a huge market with shops mounted on elevated wooden platforms situated on top of a water body. There are few vendors who sell food items on the boat too. You can hitch a ride on a boat if you want to that will take you around the floating market for 100 Bhats. Else you have bridge like structures on which you can walk and experience the floating market. I did not understand the concept of paying 200 Bhats per person as entry fees to visit a market. The market is overcrowded by tourists indulging in some exotic street food and beverages. There were some dance performances to pacify tourists like me who were wondering why did they pay 200 Bhats to visit a market ;). All in all the place was a onetime visit/watch like most of our bollywood movies ;).

We boarded another Tuk Tuk back to our Hotel and that completed Day2.







Day3: How can you visit a place which is surrounded by the mighty sea and not indulge in any water sports, to be more specific underwater walking, something which I wanted to experience, which was our main intention of visiting Pattaya. Yes, Day 3 was dedicated to water sports.
There are more many tour operators who operate a day long tour to Koh Larn/ Coral Island for snorkeling, underwater walking and parasailing. We chose Pattaya Sea King Tours for the one dayt tour as it was cheap and they gave us a free CD containing our pics of underwater walking and snorkeling. We were picked up at the hotel at 930 in the morning and transferred to the speed boat. We were 8 of us onboard and surprisingly all of us were Indians, It felt like home. For the first time I was travelling on a small speed boat for a long distance that itself was a water sport for me J.

It took us half an hour to reach Koh Larn Island where we spent an hour Snorkeling and after which we were transferred to a bigger boat for underwater walking. It was a unique experience and what I like most about the underwater walking was feeding the fishes. The fishes were literally ripping off the bread off my hand and at a point I was scared that they will eat away my fingers too ;). The visibility in the water was not that great but was manageable. We were transferred back to the speed boat after the underwater walking and underwater posing for photographs ;) . We had a sumptuous lunch which was included in the package and which included some fresh fishes to satiate you cravings for sea food when at sea J. We spent the next two hours shopping and relaxing at the chairs laid out at the beach. All in all it was another day well spent. We hopped onto the speed boat and were back to Pattaya by 4 in the evening.

 We went back to the room freshened up and headed off to the beach with some beer and chips. We spent rest of the evening at the beach watching the sunset and finished off with another dose of fresh sea food dinner. This marked our last day in Pattaya and almost the end of our Thailand trip.




Day4: Tour De Bangkok…… We checked out of our hotel in Pattaya and hired a private taxi to Bangkok which cost us 1200 Bhat. We had booked a cheaper accommodation again at Bangkok which is centrally located so that different tourist attractions are easily accessible from it. We booked a hotel which was located right next to the Nana metro terminus.

We checked in by 12 and dumped our luggage and headed off to explore Bangkok. We planned to stay just for a day in Bangkok as there is nothing much to do here. We asked the hotel guy about which is the best place for shopping and he said MBK market. We located MBK market on our map and took the train to that place. We got off at Siam which is supposed to be the Bangkok’s city centre. I just loved the infrastructure in Bangkok… All the destinations are easily accessible though the metro and buses and the city is beautifully planned…. All the buildings are interconnected to each other and to the train terminus….

MBK market is a huge shopping mall where you can find every possible item ever manufactured ;). Branded stuff to cheap gadgets to Ray Ban costing 300 INR…. Everything is available in this market. It is a heaven for shopaholics…. I was cursing myself to have spent 4k on a Ray Ban Polaroid when a similar item is available at 1/10th the cost in Bangkok. Well no wonder Bangkok is pitted to be the numero uno shopping destination for us Indians J . For all my budding photographers just imagine if you could own a Canon 55-250 tele  lens for just 7K wouldn’t that be a steal? Exactly that is the kind of price you get stuff for at Bangkok. And MBK market is the place to go for such amazing deals. After spending sometime at the MBK market and having come lunch we were planning to get back to the hotel but when you have a khatron ka khiladi types wife with you rest assured you can never have a 9 to 6 types tour….

Wifey looked at the map and said why go back to the hotel look at this river in the map and the Bangkok metro runs till midnight so why not head to a station close to the river and walk beside the river? And if you remember what I have been saying in all my blogs that “a quote next to a famous personality in a morphed internet picture once said "Always agree to your woman else every discussion will be an argument" ;). So we checked the nearest station to the river and took the train to the station. It was 9 in the night and we got down at the station leading to the river without knowing what on earth we were doing out here in the middle of the night. We saw a huge crowd assembling near a gate which read Asiatique free ferry. Wifey gave the excited look to me again and I had to toe the line again and stand at the queue without knowing what was Asiatique or where the ferry was taking us too…… A true middle of the road tour…..A big boat picked us up from the pier and we were travelling to the unkown…..
But the destination was spectacular… Asiatique was a sea side market bustling with tourists and thanks to my dare devil wifey that we decided to take the ferry to this place…..  This was a good end to our Thai trip…. We had some really nice Ice Cream and indulged in some street shopping… Our Bike trip to Ladakh has moulded us to take up any kind of adventure into the unknown…. We took the boat back to the pier and the metro back to our hotel in Nana…. All in All it was a fun filled adventurous and a tiring day out in Bangkok….  Thank you wifey for being there and accompanying me or should I say guiding me through all adventures in my life.. Truly blessed to have you I must say J

We went to the local bar had the world famous Singha beer and retired to bed…. That marked the end to our Thailand trip. We took the flight to Kolkata the next day from Bangkok and spent some quality time with cousins and were back to Bangalore the day after that….








All in all Thailand is an amazing country with so many islands to visit and so many activities to indulge in…. I strongly recommend Thailand for a memorable vacation J







Thursday, 5 September 2013

Timothy……….

This post is dedicated to Timothy, our street pet dog who turned a dog hater like me into a dog lover. I don't see him on the streets anymore. Hope he is fine and has found a better master. I for one will miss his crazy acts and his friendly nature.

As I set off to work,
you brush past me wagging your tail.
Guiding me to the end of the street,
protecting me for the entire trail.

When I first met you I was scared as hell
A dog hater like me never took you so well.
But now when you have gone Timothy,
with lot of tears of pain, my eyes do swell.

Where have you gone Timothy?
Leaving me helpless and sad
There are many places in the earth that will attract you
But do remember you have a special place here in my heart

As I enter my street from a hard day's work,
you instantly spot me and jump over me with joy.
I forget all the pain and tension that were at the back of my mind, your smile gets me going and brings me back to life.

I really miss you,I miss you like hell
Hope one day you will come back to me
But for now I pray to god you are with someone better
Someone who will pamper you and  keep you well